Top 10 conspiracy theories for the recent fire at Apple's Cupertino headquarters

Mr. MacGoog was a bit loopy today and came up with these 10 theories. Some of them will require a bit of thought and possibly research to understand. They say if you have to explain a joke, it doesn't work. That's be the case here!

10. Someone tried to fire up an old Lisa using an Apple II floppy disk.

9. Climate-conscious consumers torch Apple for their low Climate Counts Company Scorecard rating, ironically causing further harm to the environment.

8. Google Android developers seize the opportunity to further damage Apple's iPhone reputation after the iPhone 2.0 launch.

7. iPhone 2.0 users, tired of iPhone crashes, decide to show Steve what it feels like to reboot after a phone call.

6. Vegans discovered that Steve uses plastic to manufacture products.

5. Newton extortionists riot and demand new Newton...or else! Steve refuses.

4. Mac Cube in basement, running the A/UX Operating System for the past 7 years, overheats, causes fire and melts down the remaining stock of Mac hockey puck mice. 20th Anniversary Mac brought in to take the cube's place.

3. Gil called. He wants his job back. NOW!

2. Green lasers!

1. Video camera revealed a man who looks like Bill Gates dressed in a black turtle neck and jeans ranting, "I'll show you I'm a PC!"

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